May the force be with you.

Julia and Joanne X

Here’s what we’ve been reading and rereading this summer, as well as a few notable reads from the past year; we’re going to post our brilliant reviews over the summer, so if you want an opinion quick,  just calm your horses and wait for it. (Or you can ask, but where is the spontanaety in that?!)

Everytime we read a book, we’ll tell you what we think- biased and to the point. Here are some examples of what we’ve read. 

 Jodi Picoult

Stephanie Meyer

Anita Shreve

Anne Coulter

L. J. Smith

Jane Austen

Thrity Umrigar- (Joanne read this one)

Helene Cooper

Sarah Dessen

Brad Barkley and Heather Hepler

and what ever else we come up with.

We (and “we” means Julia) came up with this quaint little creed. It is called….

The Creed to Read

a short poem by Julia X

We pledge allegience

to the book

of the United States of Borders

and to the capitalist empire for which it stands

one biased media

under a CEO in need of a bailout

with hardcovers

and paperbacks

FOR ALL.

As you can see, we take this seriously. We vow to stick with this pledge (and you will to, or you won’t wake up tomorrow morning.) We pride ourselves on this, our dedication, brains, beauty, and most of all, our humility.

Nauttia!

 (for those mono-lingual readers, thats Enjoy in Finnish.)

Julia and Joanne X